THE APPRENTICE EGOMANIACS
When did reality show contestants become so full of themselves? The Apprentice has room for only one egomaniac and that's The Donald - rightfully so.

We thought Omarosa's web site was over-the-top until we saw these fired blokes sites. Seems like they believe people want listen to them pontificate about how great they are...oye. Give me a break.

Raj

Maria Bren

Stacy Rottener

Pamela Day...this season's Omarosa

Omarosa

STAR & AL
OK I gotta admit upfront I'm no big Star Jones fan but I just can't beleive her wedding web site. Basically because she mentions these vendors on her show she got everything sent to her for free for this huge wedding... And she's loaded anyway.

The site does require an email address (any will do) to see all the crap about them, but it is worth the laugh. Plus I've never seen such airbrushing...

Star and Al

H.O.P.E.
Horrified Observers of Pedestrian Entertainment

This is their mission statement: to bring quality to the world of entertainment while working outside of the traditional network, record label, and studio structure. It is our "hope" that by voicing our feelings and concerns to the powers that be a better tomorrow, and not The Day After Tomorrow,is only around the corner for the good people of the United States of America, the world, and beyond.

H.O.P.E. is currently running an Ashlee Simpson CD Exchange...I mean really it's the least they could do!

TARA REID FLASH
Searches for actress Tara Reid (#2) skyrocketed more than 2,000 percent over last week, following Reid's recent wardrobe malfunction. Last week, we reported the notorious party girl's left breast was inadvertently exposed after the strap of her dress slipped off her shoulder during P. Diddy's Birthday Bash red carpet in New York City. Photographers captured the moment for about 10 seconds before Reid's publicist intervened, and photos soon began circulating around the Internet.

THE VIRGIN MARY IN A GRILL CHEESE
I almost fell out of my chair when I saw this. (Thank you Kerrie) In my best info-mercial voice:

Yes you too can own the Virgin Mary in an ordinary 10 year-old grill cheese. A woman who didn't go looking for religion found the mother of Jesus in her sandwich. This Floridian sandwich-lover, feels that the Virgin Mary grill cheese needs to be out there and bless others as she blessed this lucky lady. The Virgin Mary grill cheese (although I do not know what kind of cheese it is...) can be yours on eBay for only $2000 bucks.

Virgin Mary Message in a grill cheese

1985
I know I'm a product of the 80's but still that hit song from Bowling For Soup is amazing. I'm one of those people that becomes obsessed with a song and then listen to it over and over and over and over again...

Check out the video:
Play

RAINBOW
Rainbow was a hugely popular children's show in the UK. This is an actual clip from one of their shows and the sexual innuendo is unbelievable.

I promise you, your mouth will drop.
This is part of the shows transcript:

Geoffrey (to camera): " Hello everyone, today we are talking about playing"
Bungle: "Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"
Geoffrey: "Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to play with?"
George: "Yesterday we played with our balls.
Are we going to play with our friend's balls today?"
Bungle: "Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."
Geoffrey (to camera): Have you seen Bungles twanger?

Rainbow Episode

KICK BALL CHANGE
Do you need a laugh? OK we know DUI is nothing to laugh at but...this video clip is a riot. I laughed out loud as did the bunch of folks that were watching it around my desk.

The DUI Stop

VERONICA MARS
OK so the best new TV show that you aren't watching is Veronica Mars. It's clever, well written and acted...sorta like a bit Buffy, mix in some Twin Peaks and a dash of the O.C.

It is on tonight at 9 PM on UPN.
The official web site is great and will get you caught up.

Check it out and tell me what you think.

TREEHOUSE OF HORROR
For many of us 'older' trick or treaters Halloween is all about The Simpsons episode. This coming Sunday the brilliant bloodcurdling creative minds of The Simpsons shock us yet again with the 15th annual Treehouse of Horror episode. This year, in the first of three mini-episodes, we find Ned Flanders after suffering a whack to the head receiving the power of prediction people's deaths and is shocked to discover that he will be the one to kill Homer. In the final Halloween fright-fest, Four Beheadings and a Funeral, we head to Victorian London, where Master Detective Eliza Simpson and her faithful sidekick, Dr. Bartley, attempt to catch The Muttonchop Murderer, a Jack the Ripper-esque serial killer.

And if you haven't checked out Springfield's Hall of Records at The Simpsons official site - where you can learn some secrets by peeking into your favorite residents personnel files...