The Lycos 50 Blog: News from the Pop Culture Fast Lane
Thursday, 24 May 2007
Will we ever see an X-Files 2?
I will always remember 90s pop culture fondly - Clueless, Melrose Place, Seinfeld, and of course, The X-Files. I recall sitting in the darkened movie theatre in June of 1998, beside myself with anticipation over The X-Files movie. Mulder and Scully on the big screen! Could life get any better?
Anyway, a few years later, Duchovny bailed, the show started to suck, and it was actually sort of a relief when it went off the air. But when The X-Files was good, it was about as good as television can be.
Since The X-Files ended its run in 2002, there have been occasional rumblings over a potential sequel to the 1998 film. Of course, it has all been very hypothetical and I've had doubts that The X-Files 2 would ever come to fruition. However, lately, these rumblings seem to have some hint of a promise that the film may eventually find its way out of development hell. According to producers, there is a script being written, and the actors are on board.
I know, "trust no one" and all, but when I really hope this film gets made. I think the world is ready for 90s nostalgia. And I miss Mulder and Scully.
Tonight marks one of the television season’s biggest evenings of the year.Anyone who opts to go out and socialize tonight is crazy – Lost and American Idol are airing their season finales!(Do you really want to be left out of the watercooler chat at work tomorrow?I’ve already made the huge gaffe of missing Heroes.)
Personally, I am most excited for Lost.After a slow start, season 3 really kicked into gear, and last week’s episode left us with some particularly exciting developments.Charlie is being held captive in an undersea hatch!Jack is ready to battle the Others! Locke has a bullet hole in his stomach!It is most likely that we will not get any of the answers that the Lost producers have been promising for so long and that the two hours will end with the majority of viewers throwing pillows at the television, screaming in frustration (and of course, counting the days until the season premiere).As long as Sawyer refers to one of the characters by a funny nickname, I will be happy.
American Idol, meanwhile, will culminate in revealing whether Jordin or Blake will take the votes, this year’s title, and the dubious honor of releasing “This Is My Now” as their single.Based on the performances, it has got to be Jordin.And I’ve gone on record as a Blake fan.All in all, this season was pretty lackluster, and made me long for the glory days of seasons one and two. (I cried when Kelly won, people.)
Sometimes (or, let's face it, most of the time), proms in television and movies are more moving and hilarious than the real thing. And with better clothes, prettier people, and perfectly choreographed dance routines that everyone in the room seems to know while still acting as if the dance is impromptu. Cheers to prom season!
Remember about a month ago when everyone seemed to have an opinion on Don Imus? In case you've forgotten, Don Imus is the radio shock jock who was fired for using racially and sexually derogative language against the Rutgers women's basketball team. Most people seemed to agree that his comments were, at the very least, tacky. But many also thought that the reaction of firing Don Imus was over the line and even hypocritical.
So although Don Imus is no longer the go-to conversation for watercooler chat, the incident is still having repercussions. Al Sharpton, naturally one of the most outspoken against Imus, recently said of Mitt Romney's presidential run: "As for the one Mormon running for office, those who really believe in God will defeat him anyways, so don't worry about that; that's a temporary situation."
Nice. I don't know which is more offensive - the comment about Mormons or the comment that God decides who will become the President of the United States.
Ironically, Al Sharpton has been spending much of his time lately trying to "clean up" rap and hip hop music. While I personally am not a huge fan of the language in many rap and hip hop songs, I tend to think that it is the individual's right not to buy music that offends them, just as it is the artist's right to express themselves however they want. Sure, many of these songs can be distasteful, but do we really want to start legislating taste? Is this not a slippery slope? And isn't it ironic that Al Sharpton is standing on such a moral highground?
Ultimately, I think that people should be able to say whatever they want, but that we all have the right in turn to think that they are complete morons and snicker about them with our friends. That's really the American way.
We love Blake Lewis! We are officially putting our support behind Blake Lewis, American Idol's resident beat-boxer. We were unsure about the beat-boxing at first, but now we are running around the office creating Mixes and squeeing, "I heart Blake!" at one another with tears in our eyes. (Seriously.)
Blake Lewis totally commanded the stage during last night's Bon Jovi-focused "American Idol" episode. And this will probably be a divisive and controversial statement, but he totally reminded me of of one Justin Randall Timberlake. And for me, this is incredibly high praise.
Jon Bon Jovi did not seem too pleased with Blake's creative, remixed take on "You Give Love a Bad Name." (Could you take yourself more seriously, JBJ?) But Simon's mom loved it. And we suspect that Simon's mom is a difficult lady to win over.
Last weekend, I found myself in an argument with my friends about the benefits of space exploration. Many of my friends feel that space travel is, and I quote, "an exorbitant waste," and that we should use the money and resources we spend on space exploration on something that may benefit our own planet. However, I had to disagree (though my friends felt that my argument was colored by my lifetime loving sci-fi TV shows).
What if we deplete the resources on this planet in a nuclear holocaust? I argued. Don't we need somewhere to go? What about the scientific benefits of space exploration, such as weather forecasting? WHAT IF THE ALIENS INVADE US?
Gliese 581 c
Anyway, I felt that my argument was supported this morning by the announcement that astronomers have discovered the most Earth-like planet beyond the solar system. The planet is named Gliese 581 c because it orbits the red dwarf star, Gliese 581 (in 13 days! What a quick year for future humans!) It is about five times as large as Earth and orbits its home star within the so-called habitable zone where surface water could exist under the right conditions.
So, maybe I'm not totally ready to buy a condo on Gliese 581c yet, but it's nice to know that we have options if the Cylons attack.
Every time I glance through an Us Weekly in line at the supermarket (or - let's face it - an Us Weekly I made a special trip out to buy), it seems that Angelina Jolie is adopting another child from a foreign country. In 2002, she adopted Maddox from Cambodia; in 2005, she adopted Zahara from Ethiopia; and in 2007, she adopted Pax Thien, a three-year-old boy from Vietnam.
Madonna is also on the foreign adoption train. In October of 2006, she filed papers for the adoption of Malawian baby boy, David Banda. Public controversy arose out of Madonna's adoption of David Banda, as there was some question over whether Malawian law requires one year of residence for adoptive parents. Also, it was reported that the birth father did not understand the meaning of "adoption" and did not realize that he was giving up his son. At this point, Madonna and her husband, Guy Ritchie, are the boy's foster parents.
There have been rumors that Mariah Carey is considering adopting a child from Mexico, and Cameron Diaz has said that she wants to follow in Angelina Jolie's footsteps. Of course, back in he 1970s, Mia Farrow adopted ten children from developing nations.
Much fuss has been made in the media about these celebrity foreign adoptions. Though celebrities can certainly afford to provide children with a life away from poverty, their celebrity also ensures a childhood in the public eye and perhaps more time spent with nannies than parents. Are these adoptions a vanity move? Are celebrities inspiring a trend of other Americans adopting from foreign countries (while there are certainly many children in the U.S. who could use loving homes)? This seems doubtful to me; many Americans have been adopting from foreign countries for years because looking outside of the US expedites the adoption process a great deal.
Personally, I tend to believe that Madonna and Angelina Jolie are not adopting with the same whim that they would buy a purse. As any adoptive parent - or friend of an adoptive parent - knows, cross-cultural adoption is a multi-faceted issue that is rarely simple whether the parent is a celebrity or not. While these ladies have certainly received their share of criticism, I like to give them the benefit of the doubt. They will give these children loving homes and opportunities that they would not have had otherwise and at the end of the day, isn't that all that counts?
This past Sunday evening, HBO debuted new episodes of The Sopranos and Entourage. The Sopranos drew an audience of 7.7 million viewers, which is down 19% from their most recent new episodes in March 2006. This will be the last new batch of episodes Sopranos fans will see - there are only nine episodes left of the series. The Sopranos, which premiered in 1999, has run for seven seasons on HBO.
Will Tony Soprano die?
Some might argue that The Sopranos is the best television series ever. Certainly, it excelled in making the "lower medium" of TV palatable to snobs who only watch movies. (Obviously, I am not one of these people, as I will sit around and watch The View.)
The big question going into this final run of episodes is: Who will die? Or, more specifically, will Tony Soprano, the head of the New Jersey crime family, bite the big one? The ending of The Sopranos will either see Tony paying for all of the strife and bloodshed he has caused over the years, or survive as the antihero he is.
My guess? Tony will not die. The death of Tony would be too traditional an ending for a series that has most often ignored traditional, moralistic sensibilities. Tony will continue to survive by the skin of his teeth; I would not expect anything less.
Entourage
Entourage also had a debut episode on Sunday night in which the lead character celebrated his birthday. Obviously a much lighter, frothier show than its Sunday night counterpart, Entourage does provide suspense in its own way. Much like James Gandolfini's Tony Soprano, Jeremy Piven's Ari Gold is a perfect coupling of actor and character, and his frantic Hollywood machinations are fantastic to behold. Obviously, Ari will use Medellin - and whatever else it takes - to win Vince back as a client, but it is gratifying to see him get a bit of a comeuppance in the meantime.
Although it is still quite dark and dismal outside - and it seems as if everyone in the office is fighting off the plague, I still cannot help but feel a tinge of excitement for summer. Every year, winter always seems to be more and more endless. Although this winter felt milder than many, I'm still getting a case of spring - or actually, summer - fever.
In addition to barbecues, trips to the beach, and relaxing for hours at outdoor cafes, a central focus of my anticipation is the summer movie season. So, here are the top 5 movies that I am looking forward to hitting the air-conditioned cinemas for this summer:
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
The best thing about Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest was - SPOILER ALERT! - the reveal of Captain Barbossa. Although that movie felt bloated and a bit (I hate to say it) boring, that moment alone left me excited for the third installment, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End. With Chow Yun Fat and an appearance by Keith Richards, I hope that the third installment in the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy can redeem the mistakes of the second. The trailer looks promising.
(I just hope we get to see more of Commodore Norrington looking all rugged and scruffy...)
Spiderman 3
Spiderman 3 is another highly anticipated third installment in a popular trilogy. How will Peter Parker balance his relationship with Mary Jane with his responsibilities as Spiderman? Will Topher Grace be able to pull off a believable Venom? (Doesn't Topher Grace sort of seem like the poor man's Tobey Maguire?)
The Spiderman movies are always a fun mixture of action, comedy, and angst. I'm totally psyched about this popcorn flick.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
This one is a personal top pick of mine. Each installment of the Harry Potter movies has gotten progressively better. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban had a lovely artistic vision, and Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire was both exciting and heartbreaking. The actors - especially Emma Watson and Daniel Radcliffe - have done fine jobs of growing into their characters.
That said, I have extremely high expectations for Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Dolores Umbridge has always been one of the most terrifying villains to me throughout this series; I suppose we can all relate to having that one horrid teacher who seems to take immeasurable pleasure in the pain of others.
The Bourne Ultimatum
So I guess I like sequels. Jason Bourne tries to avoid being killed while simultaneously discovering the mysteries of his past.
Mostly, Matt Damon is really cute, especially in secret agent mode.
Evan Almighty
Evan Almighty breaks the mold of the big, epic action adventures that I anticipate, but it has one thing the other movies don't - Steve Carell. Steve Carell is, in my humble opinion, the funniest man working in Hollywood today. I would pay money to watch him just sit silently in a folding chair onscreen because I know that he would find a way to make it hilarious.
What is up with how Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham are hanging out all the time lately? Apparently, the women are even teaming up to put out a children's clothing line (because Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham both love clothes and being moms, imagine that!). Is Posh Spice on her way to becoming a Scientologist? Or is she actually working behind the scenes to subvert Tom Cruise's influence over poor, powerless Katie?
Rumor has it that Tom Cruise monitors pretty much every step Katie Holmes ever makes. Maybe what Katie really needs in her life right right now is a close girlfriend who can say things like, "Katie? The way Tom sends you 18 text messages within an hour? Its weird. Assert yourself. Seriously."
On Dawson's Creek, Joey Potter eventually dumped controlling, self-serious Dawson for cute, funny, easygoing Pacey. I think that Katie Holmes needs a Pacey of her own. (Don't we all, though?)
Paris Hilton's New Pet
Paris Hilton yet again has PETA members shaking their heads in disbelief with her adoption of a dwarf cat. What's wrong with adopting a cat? Well, a dwarf cat cannot function like a normal cat; its legs are too short, which can lead to easily broken bones, and other serious health issues. Is Paris Hilton willing to take the time and energy out of her schedule to care for such an animal? Is Paris Hilton willing to take the time and energy out of her schedule to care for any living being that is not named Paris Hilton?
It was bad enough when Paris was carting that little dog around like a purse. Why must she now target rare breeds? What's next - is Paris going to adopt a panda or a snow leopard?